it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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