vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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