This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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