Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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