Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I am available for nakedness
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