Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Shame - the story of my life.
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