So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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