She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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