So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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