her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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