why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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