im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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