i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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