My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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