This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
birth control should be required to get into college
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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