Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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