Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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