Where is the hickey?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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