I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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