We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You coming home soon, man?
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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