i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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