Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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