i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I party with great urgency now.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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