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We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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