the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
ok first of all what the fuck
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