You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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