have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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