Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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