i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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