What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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