I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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