Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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