theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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