Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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