so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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