Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing