This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think I am morally bankrupt
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
my nose is crying tears of wow.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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