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• (214): View more from Texas

  in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now

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  Pride?

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  thats a pack of cougars

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  go fuck yourself

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• (714): View more from California

  he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof

  (206): View more from Washington

  nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?

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  try again roofio

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• (310): View more from California

  The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry

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