i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off