he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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