Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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