You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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