i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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