so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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