i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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