I want to stick my p in your. b.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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