david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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