She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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