Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
So vagazzling was a success
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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