i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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