Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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