I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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