It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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