I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I didn't notice because vodka
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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