when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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