Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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